Tuesday, August 31, 2004

SPIRIT LIGHTS REFLECTED IN BUILDINGS? -- PHOTOS

This was an interesting link that a reader sent to me. It's a collection of photographs of strange reflections that have appeared on buildings. You know how sometimes there will be these strange images that can seem to be of Jesus or Mary that show up on the walls of buildings? And also how crop circles can contain all manner of intriguing patterns, some of them quite intricate and lovely to behold. Well, these would appear to be somewhat similar to those phenomenon.

As I scanned the energy on these, I was getting that some of them are just natural reflections from surrounding buildings and other structures, but a portion of them aren't. Some of them give off a much more metaphysical energy. See what you sense as you check these out.

There is a long tradition of people seeing odd things happening with light formations, especially when they are meditating, praying, or invoking the help of divine guidance. The shamanic tradition honors what I call the "sparkies," little dots of light, often blue, purple, or silver, that appear in front of you when you are doing healing work and have your third eye open. They are very commonly seen by spiritual seekers. They seem to be linked to moments when we are connecting with aspects of our Higher Self, God/Goddess/Great Spirit, our angels and spiritual guides.

Then there are "orbs," which are different. These are more like balls of light that float around, and they are often seen at the site of crop circles on on sites where UFO sightings have happened. I believe that orbs can be more negative in nature, revealing the presence of entities which you need to be very careful about. And some orbs are probably due to electromagnetic disturbances which often accompany UFO landing sites and crop circle locations.

I've never seen an orb, but I see sparkies all the time, usually when a moment of divine inspiration seems to strike me. The sparkies will show up sometimes when I'm working on a creative project (I make my living as a writer,) or they'll appear when I'm doing a healing session for someone. Sometimes they'll show up when I'm with friends having an animated conversation about something, giggling and chatting. Sparkies seem to convey a strong feeling of joy and lightness about them.

Some of the images in this array of photos convey that same energy as I scan them - giving off a highter vibration that is noticeable on an intuitive level. Others are just "flat," not giving off any energy trace at all.

Take a peek for yourself, and see what you sense and feel.

http://www.taracanada.com/CircleofLight.html

And the next time you see a sparkie, say Hi from me.

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Monday, August 30, 2004

Take this Cool Quiz - Your Magical Personality

You may be familiar with Llewellyn, a publishing company that specializes in metaphysical subjects. They are perhaps most well known for their astrology books and their books about magic. (I'm refering to the real kind, not the sleight-of-hand kind.)

Whether you're into that stuff or not, I know you'll enjoy this neat quiz that is posted at their site. It helps you learn your primary personality, or, as they call it, your magical personality. We are all capable of manifesting events, situations, and relationships through the power of mind over matter. Whether you want to add a ritual into it or not, we all practice our own type of magic every day. This quiz will help you to see how your core energy expression might be working for or against you.

I found out that I'm a "mermaid," which, in the definition the author provides, fits me to a T. Very dreamy, intuitive, reflective, sometimes too passive when it comes to dealing with the more practical aspects of living.

Here's the link to the main page, and you can access the quiz tab from the top of the article:

http://www.llewellyn.com/free/mpq.php?tab=intro

Enjoy!

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Sunday, August 29, 2004

Pisces Full Moon Tonight - Heightened Emotions and Intuition

Tonight at 10:22 pm EST there's a full moon in the sign of Pisces, which kicks up an intensely emotional and intuitive energy. It's a great night to do a little meditating, connect with your Higher Self, and to just generally access psychic abilities.

I made a brief post about this at Rumor Mill News, an alternative site that I write for. I make posts there under the name LipstickMystic. In the weeks to come, I'll be making lots of posts directly to the Astro-updates section of my website, highlighting different things that are happening each week with the planets. But for right now, I'm providing updates here in this blog, through my newspaper columns, and on Rumor Mill News.

Here's the link to the piece about the full moon:

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=54648


See you back here this week! More blog material to be posted each day.

editor@lipstickmystic.com



Saturday, August 28, 2004

Mr. Picassohead - Some Silly Fun for You

Well, it's the weekend, so I thought I'd give my readers a break from all the mystical studies and astrological shenanigans. Time for something silly and fun.

Many months ago, a friend of me forwarded me the link to this site, and I remember going to it immediately and losing all track of time.

Check it out:

http://www.mrpicassohead.com


Start by viewing the gallery of people's past creations. Then create your own Mr. Picassohead! It's lots of fun.

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Friday, August 27, 2004

Angela Hoy Spirit Stories Interview Posted to Site

I'm so psyched about my first guest interview which was just posted to my site. Angela Hoy, publisher and writer extraordinaire and author of Real Stories of Spirit Communication: When Loved Ones Return After Crossing Over, did a Q & A with the Lipstick Mystic about her new book.

Real Stories of Spirit Communication is filled with first person accounts of people making contact with loved ones who have died. These tales are very moving. Some of them involve deceased family members, but there are even some stories about people connecting with their pets. In the book, Angela also talks about her own experiences learning how to meditate and contact spirits through her own finely-tuned intuition.

You'll be fascinated by the material she shares in her interview. Here's the link:

http://www.lipstickmystic.com/interviews/interview082704.html

Or just click on the Guest Interviews tab at the site and go on from there.

You've probably heard of Angela Hoy, because she is also the publisher of WritersWeekly.com, a wonderful site for writers, and she's the owner of Booklocker.com, a publishing company that puts out a huge selection of marvelous books. She is the author of many books herself. You can check out all of her titles at:

http://www.angelahoy.com

I'll be posting a new guest interview at least once a month, and Angela was kind enough to help me get this section of my website going with a bang. Thanks, Angela!

On a side note, I'd also like to welcome the readers of a new arts weekly that just launched in Madison, Wisconsin. It's called Core Weekly, and it's a fun, youth-oriented paper that is running my Lipstick Mystic's Stars horoscopes. (I recently changed the name of my old column, The Cosmic Butt Kick, to Lipstick Mystic's Stars.)

Welcome, Core Weekly readers! Do check back here often. My blog is regularly updated, and very shortly, I'll be adding tons more articles to my website. (I'm going through a learning curve getting up to speed on Dreamweaver, but I'll get there!)

For those who don't live in Wisconsin, you can check out Core Weekly's content at their website:

http://www.coreweekly.com.

Expect more updates to this blog this weekend. See ya then!

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Thursday, August 26, 2004

Adventures of an Animal Psychic

Last night was one of those picture perfect evenings here in New Jersey, with no humidity and temperatures in the comfortable 70's. It was the first night of the yearly, five day, Hunterdon County 4-H Agricultural Fair. We'd never been to one before, but we had driven by their new fairgrounds and saw all manner of fun things in the distance - rides and shiny, restored tractors and animals. So yesterday, instead of working until midnight on our computers like we often do, my honey and I decided to give ourselves a break and check out the fair.

I'm a big animal person, and I'm gradually collecting stories from animals (from the animals' own "mouths," so to speak,) for future books. Over the years, I've been fortunate enough to develop my psychic abilities in many directions. So I'm just as likely to, say, find myself communicating with a ghost who has passed on as to have, perhaps, a precognitive (predictive) dream. I'm also an empath, which means I pick up on the energy of other people really easily, their emotions, their "drama," the specifics of what's happening to them. And I've also gradually been fine-tuning my talents at listening to what animals have to say.

Some of them don't have much to say. The cows I saw last night at the fair, sweet though they were, didn't have much going on "upstairs." They seem to be simple-minded, without much higher thought. They don't question what's happening to them and don't express themselves when I tune in. Either that, or I just haven't mastered cow vibration yet!

Pigs are very, very smart. Unfortunately, there were only three of them there at the fair, and they were babies who were sleeping - I didn't want to disturb them. I've "spoken" with pigs at other country fairs, and some of them are really bright. You might wonder how that can be, because we're so used to thinking of pigs as dumb. (Well, we're used to thinking of all animals as dumb. But pigs especially get a bad rap.) Did you know that in ancient Welsh mythology, there was an oracular pig named Hen-Wen who was considered to be very wise and psychic? She could tell the future, predicting omens by moving a bunch of sticks with her snout in various rune-type formations. Actually, they were probably more like the I Ching symbols, which were originally cast using reeds. (The I Ching and rune symbols are like early forms of tarot cards, without the cards.) Hen-Wen was highly regarded by royals and the more educated people of her time.

I plan to write more about animal communication in my articles section on my website. So I'll probably expand on some of what I'm talking about here. But I want to mention a few more things now that we discovered at the fair.

When I want to psychically tune in, it takes a lot of energy. This is why it was so challenging for me to be a full-time reader, although I had my own counseling practice for ten years. You have to generate such a spiritual battery charge in order to tune in clearly that it can leave you wiped out afterwards. These days, I prefer to just naturally tune in at times when I know my energy is high and I'm certain that I won't get burned out from tuning in. Last night, I was in high spirits, feeling like a kid again. Psychic experiences are easy to access when you're with a bunch of friends and in a playful, childlike, creative mood. Who doesn't feel good when they're at a place where they can buy a funnel cake? (Yum!)

One of the first areas we stopped at was the small poultry and rabbits barn. (I'll bet those poor bunnies don't get any sleep during the fair, with the chickens squawking so loudly right next to them.) Many of the animals were worked up and confused, of course, not knowing what was going on or what was expected of them. I find that a lot. Even with the horses that our landlady boards here on the farm, these horses are often very tense until someone actually takes a moment and explains what's going on to them. They just want to be reassured about their future, that everything is okay. You can tell animals this telepathically, and they'll get it. You'll see them immediately calm down.

So my honey and I beamed a lot of love and calming energy at all the animals we saw, to help them to feel better. I had a brief conversation with a tom turkey (a male turkey - I love how they call them tom turkeys!) He was a very ornate kind of turkey with gorgeous feathers, and he was all puffed up, nervous and trying to assert himself. His hen was in a pen right next to him. I sent him a lot of love, and he told me he was just worried that someone would go after his hen. He was very protective of his lady! I found that so sweet, that that was all he was worried about. Being in an unfamiliar environment like that with all of the people running around with kids and stuff must have been distressing to poor tom turkey. So I told him we're just here to admire you, and you are so pretty and special, and he calmed right down. I find that animals need lots of reassurance (just like people do, I suppose.) If you express love and appreciation to them, they mellow out right away. But you have to open up your heart and beam out real love as you do this, or it doesn't change anything. Animals respond more to energy, and they communicate back and forth with us via energy pictures.

In the sheep barn, there was one brown sheep who was very fuzzy (some sheep had been shorn, but this ewe was still all bushy, with this beautiful dark brown wool.) She was the only one I seemed to be able to talk to. Sometimes with animals, I'll find that it's just a small percentage of them that I can actually have a conversation with. Lady Brown Sheep was sweet, with these big, dark eyes, and when we came over and projected love at her, she laid right down in her stall, starting breathing more slowly, and began closing her eyes, like she was tranced out. She told me she could tell that we were animal people and that she'd like to come home with us or be with us. I would have loved to have sneaked her into the back seat of our car, but in spite of living on a farm right now, we don't own it. Since we're renting, it's harder for us to commit to taking on animals. (Although we've somehow managed to accumulate eight cats - most of them strays who found us.)

I fell in love in the goat barn. They had LOTS of LITTLE BABY GOATS. Many of them were only two weeks old, teeny, tiny little things. I really would have walked out of there with a bunch of them if I could have. They were too young to chit-chat, but they did respond to energy. One of them seemed to get a little hyper from the energy we were projecting at him (we probably gave him TOO much.) He was jumping and kicking and having a grand old goat time.

As we left, I kept talking about the goats and how much I loved them. My honey wasn't really into the goats, he said. He preferred the energy of the sheep. I told him that he was wrong, that the goats ROCKED. I reminded him that HE'S a goat, born under the sign of Capricorn.

Maybe that's why I liked them so much. I must have a soft spot for them.

I encourage YOU to attend any agricultural fairs you can in your area and start talking to the animals. You'll learn some interesting stuff.

editor@lipstickmystic.com





Wednesday, August 25, 2004

And Now for Something Uplifting

I know I've been in cranky Mercury retrograde mode here, and my posts probably haven't been as inspiring as they could be. So I want to share something with you now that will definitely brighten your day.

Check out Cynthia Larson's website, www.realityshifters.com. Cynthia is an intuitive, clairvoyant, and researcher who has written a wonderful book called Aura Advantage. I plan to write a book review about it up ahead, and it's available in bookstores. I know you'll love it.

Her site contains some great articles about reality shifts or moments of "synchronicity." You know when something happens that, by all conventional sense of logic, COULDN'T HAPPEN? That is usually a moment of synchronicity, or divine coincidence, or a probability "bump." You can learn more about these events and read about other people's reality shifting experiences at her site. You can also subscribe to her free e-newsletter.

You'll definitely learn something cool and have your eyes opened about how flexible and malleable reality really is.

So check it out now: www.realityshifters.com

Have a great day!

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Mercury Retrograde Strikes Again

Okay, here are a few more Mercury retrograde events that have been affecting my own life and some which have impacted on the global scene.

1) There have been a lot of funky and frustrating computer issues going on for me. (More so than usual.) Just yesterday, I ABSOLUTELY HAD to email a column to a new paper who is running my stuff because they hadn't received it at their end (another retrograde tale, as I had emailed it to the editors back on the 18th, but they somehow hadn't received it.) My Broadband Net connection was working fine as I spoke to my editor on the phone and assured her that I would resend it right away. Then, RIGHT AFTER I put the phone down, knowing that I had to get this piece to them immediately, my Broadband connection conks out for no reason. After some unsuccesful twiddling with it, I tried switching over to dialup, but my dialup modem decided that it wasn't in the mood to work. I checked and rechecked all of my connection settings, everything looked fine, but STILL that $%&*in dialup modem refused to work. I found it highly ironic that the connection went down at the only time of day when I absolutely needed it to work. I swear, a lot of chaos energy gets kicked up during Mercury retrograde periods, and sometimes you can feel like there's a little gremlin cackling over your shoulder, happy that it has spoiled your day! I'm gonna get out some garlic or some fragrant sage and smack him senseless.

2) My honey had a scary event last Friday when a car with an oblivious driver in it (Mercury retrograde strikes again) sped through a red light and crashed into the car in front of him. The lady in the car in front of him hit her head pretty hard, and both ladies were pretty hysterical, and thank God my sweetie had a fire extinguisher and a cell phone on hand and was able to get the police and ambulance people there right away. His guardian angels were sure looking after him, which we're thankful for! The lady who hit her head seemed okay in spite of the head bump, but you always worry about head injuries. Fortunately, the ambulance showed up pretty quickly to take her to get examined. (Personally, I think EVERYONE could stand to have their head examined during Mercury retrograde. People go a little nuts, are more easily distracted, distressed and depressed. In general, they just don't see things very clearly.)

3) I ordered a piece of software which, when delivered, was unusable.

4) Our cats have been nuttier than usual. Our newest cat, Teddy, who is a big striped tabby, has been suddenly fighting again with Earl, the older white cat who has been with us for a while and considers this place his territory. Much fur flying, much growling, much feline stress. And, of course, fights always happen in the middle of the night, when Tom and I are in the deepest levels of sleep. Talk about your adrenaline rush!

5) I've had to do a lot of rewrites on projects for different clients. Mercury retrograde is often a time for revision, rewriting, and just generally "re-doing." You really have to build time into your schedule for each task to take longer than usual during retrogrades. (Alas, even though this astrologer knows better, her schedule is still way too crammed right now. Not enough hours in the day.)

6) This Olympics has been fraught with Mercury retrograde-isms. (I made up a new word there. My editors would be proud.) Look at poor Paul Hamm having to re-earn his gold medal in the dispute over gymnastics scoring. (Personally, I think when you win it once, it should stay yours.) And that rifle guy (what do they call that event?) who was headed for a gold medal and then accidently shot a target in the wrong lane in the final round (which, apparently, just doesn't happen at these events.) Excellent marksmanship, wrong target. Yikes!

Okay, that's my Mercury retrograde report for the day. Do submit your own retrograde stories to me, and we can weep quietly into our cafe mochas together.

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Monday, August 23, 2004

Rainy Day Blues Plus Updates on this Site

So the jazz benefit was held here on Saturday and, wouldn't you know it, at the exact moment the band was scheduled to start, we had major downpours here in this part of New Jersey. The rain went on and on and on and on and on, and it pretty much kept away the majority of the potential party-goers.

We managed to enjoy ourselves, anyway, entertaining some people at our house. People took refuge under our porch and listened to the music being played in the field above the house.

And, of course, after the event was over, the rain stopped.

It was definitely a Mercury retrograde party. Let that be a lesson. Don't schedule parties during Mercury retrograde. (And, for that matter, don't schedule a wedding, a reunion, or other people-gathering event during Mercury retrograde. Complications inevitably result.)

President Clinton was a no-show, but who can blame him? Everyone else was, too!

I did, however, have some fun writing up some notes about Clinton's chart when I checked it out the other day. I planned to slip it to his security people at the party, but now I'm thinking I might post highlights of it in my Astro-updates section.

Please bear with me, folks, as I get a new computer installed (the old one is crippled from spyware and adware. . . poop!) and spruce up on my (non-existent) Dreamweaver skills. My wonderful web designer, Denise Biondo of www.denisebiondo.com, has been posting updates to my site so far, but I'm trying to get my web skills up and running so that I can make frequent posts to the site. So in another week or so, you'll be seeing constant changes to the Mystic Mail, Astro-updates, Synchronicitea, and Articles sections. Right now, changes are mostly happening here in my blog, but you'll see the site start to become more dynamic shortly.

In the meantime, keep thinking about mystical questions you'd like to have answered, and send them to: editor@lipstickmystic.com

Or, if you'd like to register for a weekly drawing for a free tea leaf reading (a real reading done by me,) submit your question and a little bit of background info to: synchronicitea@lipstickmystic.com. Check back in the Synchronicitea section of the site to see if your reading has been posted. My plan is to post at least one per week, possibly two.

Thanks for hanging in there as the site gears up for a fabulous and cosmic fall! And if you'd like to check out Denise Biondo's wonderful animation and web design work, go to her cool site:

www.denisebiondo.com

Stay tuned - more will soon be coming to this blog and to my site!
editor@lipstickmystic.com

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Welcome Readers from New Publications

I want to extend a warm welcome to readers at some of the new publications that I'm writing for.

The Salt City Standard is a new arts weekly in Salt Lake City, Utah. It promises to be an exciting new publication with a funky entertainment focus, and I do hope you'll pick up a copy if you're in the Salt Lake City area. Welcome to all readers of The Standard who have made it here to my blog. Since the paper just launched, they're still ironing out the bugs on their website, but here's the site address:

http://www.saltcitystandard.com

Also, welcome to all of the readers of Hampton Jitney Magazine, a travel and lifestyle publication aimed at travellers on the Jitney bus line heading to and from the Hamptons. Here's their website:

http://www.hamptonjitneymagazine.com

And, lastly, thanks to readers of The Driver Magazine for stopping in here. The Driver is a driving safety publication with some funky features in the back (that's how my astrology column came to be featured there.) It's distributed throughout Ontario at driver examination centers and is expanding its distribution rapidly. Their site is:

http://www.thedrivermagazine.com

However you found your way here, I do hope that you'll make a return visit. I'm in the process of putting the software stuff together at my end so that I can make more frequent updates to my website. It may take another week or so before I'm making lots of updates there. In the meantime, changes will be happening nearly every day here in my blog. So do come and find out what the Lipstick Mystic has been up to!

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Presidential Horoscopes

I'm in the process of writing a short humor piece for Fierce, a kickass women's magazine, incorporating my astrological analysis of the Presidential candidates. In looking at these guys' charts, I'm learning a lot - more than I want to know, actually! I also pulled up charts on Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and other political notables. Unfortunately, I won't have room in this short article to include anything about them. Maybe I'll write about them here or on my website.

In a weird synchronicity, it looks like I may well get to hang out with Bill Clinton this coming Saturday. There's an outdoor benefit event being held on the farm, with a jazz band. Clinton's been invited, and word is coming back that "It is well within the realm of probability" (security people-speak) that he might show. This is a band that Clinton likes to jam with, so I might even get to hear him play saxophone!

I think I'll take a second look at his astrological chart, in case I can slip him some commentary and a business card in a quiet moment. Who knows? Maybe it's time for me to be on retainer as an astrologer to former Presidents. (Democrats only, please. No Republicans need apply.) I'd have to steer clear of analyzing his love life, though. It would take more than just one astrologer to sort that out.

In the meantime, I just realized that - holy #$%@! I'd better do some real housecleaning, in case Bill pops in to use the john or something. (The party's going to be in the field in front of our house.) Living in an old farmhouse is quaint, but it's also dusty as heck.

If you need any spiders, I'm happy to send you some. We have more than our share.

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

A Time for Reuniting with Soulmates

I was corresponding with a new friend yesterday about how Mercury retrograde periods are the perfect time for reunions, whether planned or unplanned. For instance, during Mercury retrograde periods, you'll find that you're more likely to bump into someone you haven't seen for a while, or you'll suddenly hear from a friend you've lost touch with - that sort of thing. Most astrologers say that this has to do with relationships you've already established in THIS life. They always predict that you'll reunite with an old love, bump into a former flame, intersect with a schoolmate from your childhood days - that kind of thing.

I was reflecting on how people from the same spiritual "tribe" can also find each other again during Mercury retrograde periods. Have you ever met someone and discovered that the two of you are SO in synch that it seems like you are both from the same planet? Well, I recently had this experience with my new friend. She doesn't seem like a new friend. She feels like a very very very old friend. (Old as in going back for aeons.) I feel like Mercury retrograde has created a unique type of "reunion" for us. Although we've never connected before in THIS lifetime, we must have known each other well in past lives, because we have such a special bond in energy. So Mercury retrograde allowed two soulmate buddies from a past life to reunite in THIS one.

Cool!

I recommend that you remain open to chatting with strangers, acquaintances, and seemingly "random" folks you might encounter during the next few weeks of Mercury retrograde. You never know. The Universe might reunite you with a soulmate from long ago.

editor@lipstickmystic.com

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Mercury Retrograde Experiences Here

Thanks to all of my readers who have been writing to me with their recent Mercury retrograde experiences. Since this retrograde lasts until September 2, you’re welcome to keep submitting things that happen to you for the next few weeks. I’m doing some informal research into the effects of this time, so I appreciate all of your submissions.

Unfortunately, these recent hurricanes seem to have been a more malevolent manifestation of Mercury retrograde. Wacky weather events can happen sometimes during a retrograde period. I’m sorry that they happened this time. My prayers go out to all my readers and their friends and families who have been in the path of Hurricane Charley’s destruction.

Before I paste reader emails here, I wanted to mention that somebody just reminded me that the Titanic’s maiden voyage and the Hindenburg’s final voyage both happened during Mercury retrograde. Yikes! (This doesn’t exactly make me want to set foot on a large ship or a Zeppelin. Not that I was planning to. But I’m REALLY not planning to now.)

Here are some reader retrograde experiences. Enjoy! -- LM

Dear Lipstick Mystic:

I walk into my Animal Physiology lecture, 9am Human Sciences Building. Sit down, don't notice anything weird. Maybe just a different smell and why the hell is everyone making paper darts? Lecture starts. Weird, I've never heard of Material Physics Tutorial before. I remember that on Friday, the lecture is in the Chemistry Building. There’s a question from the tutor. Guess who has to answer? Yup. "What is the resultant force when friction is subtracted from the thrust of the object in question, taking into consideration the yaw involved?" I reply "I'm in the wrong lecture." Get up and walk out, laughter follows me down the street.

It was fun.

Dear Lipstick Mystic:

In Mazatlan, Mexico where I am now living, I have a TV in my apartment which has free cable. The TV comes with the apartment. On Thursday early morning we had a thunderstorm with lightning and I heard some sort of muffled noise (inside the apartment I thought) as it progressed. When I finally got up, everything seemed to be working... But last night, I decided to watch one of the NFL exhibition games on TV. I clicked power on the remote... and nada. The TV was DOA! The Olympics start today as well... And today is Friday the 13th...What a downer!!! I hope the landlord will replace the TV since it came with the apartment... (Thank God that my two computers and DSL are fine... I'm holding my breath for the next 3 weeks!!)

Hey Lipstick!

So that's why things are going foo foo lately!!!! And here I thought it was because I was learning a new OS. Two nights ago I got hacked and my monitor almost blew up in my face! It had a payload and I only had 1 hour to get Windows off my drive before time ran out. So I thought, glancing at my newfound treasure on CD, okay, Linux it is! A good time to start learning!

I tried installing Linux programs and nothing but snags there too! Well at least
I have the Net. But I lost all my research, bookmarks and address books. Worse
yet, I don't remember their email addies...no!!!! So all in all, I'm embarking on the mystical lands of Linux , slaying new bugs and trolls, ever lurking among fresh new folders.

Hmm...I noticed dyslexia is more prevalent lately too? I sure noticed it in myself! Spell check please!

Have two cats myself, and they are strange to start with. So a retrograde would
most likely be a bonus for them!

Mystic,

Just found out that all the checks I mailed Monday were from a closed checking account. I had grabbed a new checkbook to pay bills. It looked a lot like my active account.This sucks!Returned fees charged are going to be over $150.

(**Editor’s note: And here is the “winning” submission. This reader will be contacted to receive a free tea leaf reading at my new website, www.lipstickmystic.com)

Dear Lipstick Mystic:

It all went weird starting this morning, 8/12/04. The previous evening I purchased an ugly rubber rat as a joke for my cats. I placed it in front of my front door on the inside of the house. On my way to work, I picked the rubber rat up and stepped outside only to discover a real dead rat.

On my way to my car, I discovered that a huge German Shepherd dog had somehow gotten into my fenced and gated side yard. It was sitting right below the new "Beware of Dog" sign I had put up a few days earlier. (I don't own a dog and put the sign up as a theft deterrent).

Okay, I got to work and sat in my car for my morning break when my car alarm went off. This is hard to explain as I had opened the car with the key and the alarm sounded ten minutes after I had gone into the car. Normally, the alarm is deactivated when the key is inserted into the ignition - not today. The alarm just kept alarming. I finally deactivated the alarm by inserting the key into the door lock (which was unlocked).

By the way, I was in my car because I was smoking a cigarette - which is not allowed where I work. It seems that today the truth came out, or became true. The fake rat/real rat; fake dog sign/real dog; and my car told the truth about my illegal smoking.

Hope tomorrow is an easier day.


Thursday, August 12, 2004

Submit Your Mercury Retrograde Stories Here

Yes, it' s that time again, when Mercury, planet of communication, technology, and energy flow is in retrograde. It stays this way until September 2nd. You can read my take on this particular Mercury retrograde plus check out all the goodies on my new website here:

www.lipstickmystic.com

Meanwhile, I'd love for you to send me your Mercury retrograde stories. During Mercury retrograde times, there appear to be more communication glitches, computer problems, traffic jams, and general klutziness. Mishaps occur more frequently than normal. If you can keep a positive attitude about any delays, carry your umbrella with you for unexpected thunderstorms, and just generally slow down throughout this period, you'll be just fine. It's when you're tempted to join in other people's crankiness that you can get into trouble. Don't let anybody pollute you with their road rage. Just smile, say a prayer in their general direction, and go about your day.

Do any of these events sound familiar to you: Mechanical misfires? Verbal miscues? Items being broken, dropped, or spilled more than usual? Packages being misdirected to Outer Mongolia? A larger than usual percentage of ads appearing in your "in" box for erection-enhancing items?

These are all symptoms of Mercury being in retrograde. Don't worry if this stuff is happening to you. It's a global occurrence.

Here are a few of my own Mercury retrograde misfires, which just happened since Monday. (Mercury went into retrograde Monday evening, Eastern Standard Time.)

* Things keep jumping out at me from inside the refridgerator and spilling themselves everywhere. I can't count how many rolls of paper towels I've had to go through so far, and it's only been a few days of retrograde!

* I'm tripping over my cats more than usual. (We have eight of them, so this isn't hard to do. But usually I'm pretty good at not stomping on their tails.)

* I gave somebody a door ding today when I was parking next to my favorite coffeehouse in a crowded lot. And, of course, it had to be a nice red Jaguar that received the door ding. Geesh! The well-manicured owner was there and just gave me a dirty look, thank goodness. I can't afford to finance the rebuffing of luxury vehicles at the moment.

* I was ordering some stuff online and the order just hung in the system, suspended somewhere in a dead zone between computers. When I called the customer service line to get a live person to check on what had happened, here was our exchange:

Me: "Hello, I'm calling to find out the status on my account."

Customer service woman: "Whaddya mean?"

Me: "I'm calling to find out the status on my account."

She: "Whaddya mean?"

Me: (Figuring that the third time's the charm.) "I'm calling to find out the status on my account. I placed an order, and I'm wondering if it went through."

She: (Heavy sigh) "Gimme yer user id."

I thought the "Whaddya mean?" was classic Mercury retrograde. Doesn't checking the status on an account qualify as a common customer service issue? I felt like I was imposing on the poor woman, like maybe she was in the middle of watching American Idol or something.

(For all I know, she probably was.)

I'm putting out a request for you to send me YOUR best Mercury retrograde stories. (C'mon. It's healthy to laugh through tears.) I find that people often feel isolated in their moments of klutziness, episodes of getting lost, or computer explosions. When they realize that these things are more likely to be happening to EVERYBODY right now, well, at least they realize that they have company.

Send your Mercury retrograde moments to me at:

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The worst, most excruciating Mercury retrograde story will win a free written tea leaf reading done by me, the Lipstick Mystic, and posted in a week or so at www.lipstickmystic.com

You can view recent readings at the site now in the Synchronicitea section.

Thanks in advance for sending me your rousing retrograde tales!





Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Another Time Burp Story

I've been collecting lots of interesting first person accounts from people who have been experiencing "time burps," or moments when time seems to act a little wonky.

I had a funny one happen just yesterday. Mercury went into retrograde Monday evening at 8:32 pm Eastern time. Mercury retrograde happens roughly every three months for a period of three and a half weeks. During these times, communication and technology issues come to the forefront. Computer glitches are more common, traffic flow gets a little crazy on the roads, and interpersonal dialogue can end up being confusing. It's best to move slower, communicate carefully, and double-check important documents like contracts so that you don't make a mis-step.

Time-wise, I noticed something funny yesterday. My watch, which I rarely wear, is relatively new. It's not an expensive timepiece, but it's never given me any problems. I replaced the battery about a month or so ago, and it's been running fine. (I just don't bother to look at it very much. It lives on top of my dresser.)

Yesterday, though, I noticed that it had stopped. And guess when it stopped? Exactly when Mercury went into retrograde. Hmm. I thought that was interesting.

Timepieces seem to have a certain amount of sensitivity to energy shifts and what I've started to call "time burps," when time acts a little funny.

Some people might write these experiences off as "mystical" ones, events only experienced in a subjective way by an individual, easily explained away by causes like illness, exhaustion or fatigue, and the like.

But I've now collected stories about three different events where timepieces were acting strange, including the one note posted in my prior blog entry about the satellite TV tech from Australia who noticed all of the company's clocks acting crazy the other day. That, plus the one woman who had all of her clocks stop and start and act strange, plus this one where my timepiece with its new battery suddenly gave out during Mercury retrograde, would appear to be physical evidence of an anomaly occurring. (Listen to me. Don't I sound like Scully from the X-Files? "Mulder, there does appear to be a physical anomaly, but I'm not willing to conclude that aliens are involved. Yet.")

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Saturday, August 07, 2004

Reader Responses About Time Acting Strange

Dear Lipstick Mystic:

Okay, I'll bite. Now that you mention it, when I was a kid I remember often having dreams and waking up not knowing where I was or what time it was.

Fast forward 35 years or so. It’s never happened in all that time. I'd almost forgotten about those events.

But, it did just happen last weekend. I took a short nap in the afternoon as I like to do sometimes on the weekends, and when I woke up I was startled because it was daylight. Where am I, what time is this, what day? Am I late for work? What’s going on? I was a complete blank. Remember, try to remember. Seeing that the sunlight was neither dusk nor dawn, I concluded this was daytime and it must be Saturday or Sunday. Then slowly it came back. But it took maybe a minute or so. Weird.

Hasn't happened in 35 years. Hasn't happened since last weekend. Was strange. Almost forgot, but now that you mention it, yes that happened recently and it was rare. Thanks for asking.

Dear Mystic,

I'm not denying your reality, but it sounds a lot like what the `professionals' refer to as dissociation. I've experienced it myself.

When you're driving somewhere and are not entirely sure how you got there (and you haven't ingested anything to cause this), it's called highway hypnosis - the very benign end of the dissociative scale.

When you start dissociating more, you can find yourself in a different city. The extreme end is dissociative identity disorder (multiple personalities).

I have a hard time coming up with the year sometimes, too. I remember it being easier back when I had to deal with the date on a daily basis. Since my wife writes the checks and I don't deal with the date so much at work, I'm much less aware of it.

I could be completely wrong, but it sounds like a good explanation. I'll be reading any follow-ups you post for other answers.

Dear Lipstick:

Hello there :) Yes, I can agree with you about experiencing time shifts. I have been having them for years. However, as you say, now it is more noticeable as it's now affecting the basic vibrations of time/matter. Matter is a matter of time, does time not run on the vibration of quartz?

I work for a SatTV company who use the C1 China owned Australian Military Satelitte, and for the past few weeks our decoder box time clocks have been wrong. For hours - now up to 10 hours fast/slow. It started down south of Australia by 30 minutes. Not all but many. We sent a clock retune to fix most, however some missed out on the download of software - very strange. (Those that missed out notified my company to report the error.) On a side note, I have also noticed strange things happening with the television quality. I just get used to it and don't worry about fixing it because I know at another time it will be ok again.

Dear Mystic:

It's an exciting time to live, peace to you. My time is way out of sync, but I consciously realize, it's crazy but awesome. I look at the clock down the bottom right hand side after reading for an hour or two or five and just about count on it, it will read 0100 1100 1101 0111. Just ones and zeros, amazing.

It's the conscious shift taking place - to me it affects people differently depending on where you're soul is at and if you know it.

Hi there Lipstick!!!

INDEED! This is happening here in my world – particularly I cannot sleep until about 4:30 5AM, and THEN it's the getting up part that’s hard.... WAKING UP doesn't seem like an option when sleep finally comes (and the deep, satisfying sleep doesn't seem to come until around 10AM.) Fortunately, I can get up about whenever I choose, but today it was almost 2:30 and I was (am) still tired.... Cannot seem to get time/space/mind/body all in the same place at the same time upon waking - BE HERE NOW??? When's that?

However, one thing I have found that helps - and soon as I put this in the old body, things seem to settle down. Phosphatidyl Choline Complex (Solgar Brand) or Nature's Plus - Extracts of the most powerful components of Lecithin - 2 upon waking and one about 8 hours later.... Keeps the mind on a smooth pattern - there aren't any surprises or emotional ups and downs... This is brain food in the TOP REALM! Memory enhanced....

Even with the Phosphatidyls I have had the VERTIGO spells for over a week now - but NONE TODAY! Wonder why? Duh? For what it's worth - (the Complex above is about $15 for 90-100 softgels) so that's a month's supply.... I can't function without it anymore - It has STOPPED cold in their tracks the little "losses of time and concentration" you describe in the check-writing scenario.

Editor’s note – from the Lipstick Mystic:

These are just brief excerpts of the many responses I've been receiving about time. Thanks to everybody for writing in about their "time burp" experiences. Do keep sending them! I'm sort of a New Age Nancy Drew, and this is one of my continuing areas of exploration.

I do want to note that, in letter number two above, the reader writes about dissociation, that feeling of being slightly out of body, which can also accompany those moments of feeling out of time. Such moments are common when a person is feeling exhausted, ill, and/or emotionally overloaded. It's also common in schizophrenics.

But the dissociative condition that the reader writes about as a potential cause of these sensations doesn’t explain the phenomenon of clocks physically jumping ahead or backwards in time, mentioned by the reader in letter number three who works for the satellite TV company. Are all of those clocks having mental episodes, too? You have to wonder! Has time itself gone mental? Let's just say that the jury is still out on this one! :)

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Thursday, August 05, 2004

Time is Acting Strange

Okay, this is an official survey of sorts. Has time been acting strange in YOUR reality lately?

I ask because it has been in mine, and it has been with many other people I'm coming across, too.

I'm not just talking about a feeling of deja vu, which we've all had. You know what that's like. That's when an event that you are experiencing seems to go into "instant replay" in your mind, as if you are watching things play out for the second time in a row. Somehow, you know that you've seen that scene, heard that particular conversation, or observed that person before. And yet, logically, you know that you COULDN'T have.

I had a very strong deja vu two days ago coming back from a trip to Florida. Standing in the baggage claim, my honey and I were trying to figure out if we were standing at the right place. The information was a little confusing on the TV screens that were above us. He went to go check things out. When he got back, I went into this extremely strong deja vu where I looked at a girl standing in front of us who was also waiting for her bags, then I looked at him, and then I looked up at the TV screen for more info about our bags, and then I listened as my sweetie told me the luggage carousel had been changed and our luggage would now be coming out of a different chute. As this whole sequence of minor events happened, I was very aware of knowing exactly what was going to happen next. I knew I was going to hear him say that the luggage carousel had been changed right after I saw the girl, because somehow, I'd seen it all happen before. It was like it was all a re-enactment or a repeat of an earlier time it had happened.

But yesterday, time was acting even more strange. My honey went through a weird spell in the afternoon when he had to write a check, and as he was writing the date, part of him wasn't clear what year this was, even though he was PRETTY sure it was 2004. There was a sudden lack of awareness about the year, a feeling of unreality about it all. It had us a little spooked, quite frankly, because you always worry about a minor stroke when something like that happens. Fortunately, we had him checked out, and he was fine.

I've had things happen lately where I wake up in the morning from a vivid dream that seems to take place in a parallel reality (a world different from this one, yet somehow linked to it) and, when I wake up, I'm not sure what the time is, either. I sometimes don't know the day or the month or the year! It's a brief thing, but I'll tell you, when your awareness of time suddenly seems to slip away from you (and you haven't been smoking anything weird lately or drinking yourself into a stupor,) it's a little scary!

I was emailing a friend about this, and she shared with me that some strange stuff has been happening for HER with time, especially yesterday, around the same time this weird displacement in time was happening with us. She had her clock on her computer go wonky on her. (No biggie, I know, because computer clocks can be notoriously inaccurate.) But then other clocks in her house were suddenly off, and it wasn't logical. I mean, when you have different types of clocks that are normally synchronized suddenly stop or show up with a time that's an hour ahead or an hour behind, does that make sense?

It's as if the very thing that the clocks were measuring - i.e., time itself- was behaving badly, and it wasn't letting itself be measured in the usual way.

Have YOU been experiencing any time burps? Any temporal anomalies? Any time warps? What do you call these things, anyway? When a whole bunch of people are experiencing them who are way too young to be Alzheimer's candidates and who can't be completely, collectively, crazy (although sometimes we come close!) then just what is going on?

Send your time warp stories to me at:

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